O'Neill: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your colonel speaking. Welcome to P3X-niner-eight-niner, where it's a balmy... room temperature. O'Neill: Well that sounds ominous. Harlan: Comtraya! Comtraya! O'Neill: Daniel? Jackson: I think that's a greeting. Harlan: Yes. It is. Harlan: You are all such wonderful specimens. to Carter: You in particular. Carter: Colonel. O'Neill: Easy, Captain.…

Narim (Garwin Sanford): Don't... help us. Jackson: We'd be colonizing space right now if it weren't for the Dark Ages. There was a period of over 7800 years where science was heresy and anathema. Maybe they didn't have that setback. Omoc (Tobin Bell): Where is this place? Hammond: You're on a planet called Earth. These…

Jackson: So what exactly are we going to see after this eclipse begins? I mean it is black and it is a hole. O'Neill: Well it might be a black hole. Jackson: Okay, let me put that a different way. Carter: No Daniel, you're right. You can't actually see it. Not the singularity itself. It's…

Hanno: He is the one! He killed my father! If you are right, he will be put through the Cor-ai. We do not take revenge like this, or we are no better than the Jaffa. Jackson: That's interesting. I wonder if everyone's coming from some sort of religious event. O'Neill: Why does it always have…

Jackson: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music. O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll? Jackson: In a manner of speaking. Hathor: We are the mother of all pharaohs. O'Neill: Of course we are. Hathor: You, with the crown of marble. O'Neill to Hammond: She... might mean you, sir. Carter: Why do…

Hammond: Better hang on to something, Mr. Secretary. This is how we open the front door around here. Carter: Sir, with respect, this program is quite probably humanity's most important endeavor. Secretary: They said the same thing about the Apollo programs. They brought back moon rocks. You may have notice we haven't been to the…

Hammond: You know that's my car, don't you? O'Neill: You should get that window fixed. Carter: I wonder what they're going to do with all this stuff. O'Neill: Maybe give it to a museum. Or start one. Jackson: This is a long story. Carter: Yeah, I'll bet. O'Neill: Tell us about it over sushi. Jackson:…

Jackson: You were calling out something. "Rya'c". Does that mean anything? Teal'c: It means nothing. Hammond: This is not my first barbecue, Colonel. Teal'c: If we are discovered, you will be brought before Apophis along with us. O'Neill: We'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it. Bra'tac (Tony Amendola): No. The…

Jackson: There's no conclusion to the file. No summary, no notes, no... reason to explain why they gave up. O'Neill: Well whole boxes of material could be missing. Jackson: No, the Pentagon said this was everything. O'Neill: Oh please. The Pentagon's lost entire countries. O'Neill: Daniel, before your head explodes, may I remind you that…

Gairwyn: You're a little short for gods. Thor (as a Norse God hologram): O'Neill: Teal'c, I think we just got the answering machine. Unas (James Earl Jones): Jaffa. I am Unas. The First One. Teal'c: You do not exist. Unas: Kill the human. O'Neill: Excuse me? Unas: And we will feast together. Teal'c: I no…

Teal'c: You received permission for me to fire my staff weapon in the gate room? Carter: Oh yeah. Jackson: Absolutely. Hammond: Teal'c, you'll have to leave that here. Teal'c: I have seen your world. I will need it. Sara O'Neill: That other guy. Do you know what he said? O'Neill: I have a pretty fair…

Jackson: Wow, this place is incredible. It's like we stepped into the Citadel at Mycenae. O'Neill: I thought you said it was Greek. Jackson: Oh, um, Mycenae was an ancient city in the southern Peloponnesus region. O'Neill: Where's that? Jackson: Greece. O'Neill: Why do I do that? Jackson: Um. Do things feel a little... off…

Connor (Roger Cross): The people here, they believe he’s their god. Teal'c: Because you came through the Stargate. Connor: No no. You don't get it. Hanson believes it too. O'Neill: Carter, I want you to take Connor back through the Stargate, report to General Hammond what's happened here. Carter: No, sir. O'Neill: "No, sir"? Carter:…

About the lack of light on P3X-797 Jackson: This is crazy. We don't know what could be there waiting for us when we come through. Makepeace: Don't you worry, boys. That's why the SG-3 Marines are coming with. You can count on us to watch your backsides. Jackson: Actually it's more my front side I…

Jackson: What a mess. Teal'c: This temple was destroyed long ago. O'Neill: Let's get a move on before we meet somebody who remember why. Mughal: If you travel this country you must learn our ways. Carter: I'm thinkin' we should just go back while we're ahead. Carter: Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like…