A Scandal in Belgravia Molly Hooper (Louise Brealey): Having our Christmas drinkies then? Sherlock: No stopping them, apparently. Mrs. Hudson: It's the one day of the year where the boys have to be nice to me so it's always worth it. Molly: How's the hip? Mrs. Hudson: Oh it's atrocious. Thanks for asking. Molly: I've…
A Scandal in Belgravia John Watson (Martin Freeman): What happened there? Sherlock: Someone changed his mind. The question is, who? Sherlock: What are you typing? Watson: Blog. Sherlock: About? Watson: Us. Sherlock: You mean me. Watson: Why? Sherlock: Well you're typing a lot. {the doorbell rings} Right then. So, what have we got? Sherlock: Geek…
A Scandal in Belgravia Previously... Moriarty: Sorry boys! I'm soooo changeable! It is a weakness with me. But to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness. You can't be allowed to continue. You just can't. I would try to convince you. Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind. Sherlock: Probably…
Watson: What the hell are you doing? Sherlock: Bored! Watson: What? Sherlock firing at the wall: Bored! Bored! Not much got in to the criminal classes. Good job I'm not one of them. Watson: So you take it out on the wall. Sherlock: Ah, the wall had it coming. Watson: Is that a head? Sherlock:…
Sherlock: You took your time. Watson: Yeah I didn't get the shopping. Sherlock: What? Why not? Watson: Because I had a row in the shop with a chip and PIN machine. Sherlock: You had a row with a machine? Watson: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse. Watson: Is that my computer? Sherlock:…
A Study in Pink Therapist: How's your blog going? Dr. John H. Watson (Martin Freeman): Yeah good. Very good. Therapist: You haven't written a word, have you? Watson: You just wrote "Still has trust issues". Therapist: And you read my writing upside down. You see what I mean? John, you're a soldier. It's gonna take…
A Study in Pink Sherlock Holmes (Benedict Cumberbatch): Afghanistan or Iraq? Watson: Sorry? Sherlock Holmes: Which was it, Afghanistan or Iraq? Watson: Afghanistan. Sorry, how did you— Sherlock Holmes: Ah, Molly! Coffee. Thank you. What happened to the lipstick? Molly: It wasn't working for me. Sherlock Holmes: Really? I thought it was a big improvement.…
A Study in Pink Therapist: How's your blog going? Dr. John H. Watson (Martin Freeman): Yeah good. Very good. Therapist: You haven't written a word, have you? Watson: You just wrote "Still has trust issues". Therapist: And you read my writing upside down. You see what I mean? John, you're a soldier. It's gonna take…
A Study in Pink Watson: Hello? Mysterious Gentleman: There is a security camera on the building to your left. Do you see it? Watson: Who's this? Who's speaking? Mysterious Gentleman: Do you see the camera, Dr. Watson? Watson: Yeah, I see it. Mysterious Gentleman: Watch. {the camera repositions} There is another camera on the building…
A Study in Pink Sherlock Holmes: How fresh? Molly Hooper: Just in. Sixty-seven. Natural causes. He used to work here. I knew him. He was nice. Sherlock: Fine. We'll start with the riding crop. Molly: Listen, I was wondering... maybe later, when you're finished— Sherlock Holmes (Benedict Cumberbatch): You're wearing lipstick. You weren't wearing lipstick…
A Study in Pink Therapist: How's your blog going? Dr. John H. Watson (Martin Freeman): Yeah good. Very good. Therapist: You haven't written a word, have you? Watson: You just wrote "Still has trust issues". Therapist: And you read my writing upside down. Therapist: John, you're a soldier. It's gonna take you a while to…
The Blind Banker General Shan: Without you—without your assistance—we would not have found passage into London. You have my thanks. M: Gratitude is meaningless. It is only the expectation of further favours. General Shan: We did not anticipate. We did not know this man would come. This Sherlock Holmes. And now your safety is compromised.…