Sherlock

The Six Thatchers

Mycroft Holmes: What you’re about to see is classified beyond top secret. Is that quite clear? {to the stenographer} Don't minute any of this. Once beyond these walls, you must never speak of it. A D-notice has been slapped on the entire incident. Only those within this room, code names Antarctica, Langdale, Porlock and Love, will…

His Last Vow

Lady Alicia Smallwood (Lindsay Duncan): Mr. Magnussen, please state your full name for the record. Charles Augustus Magnussen (Lars Mikkelsen): Charles Augustus Magnussen. Lady Smallwood: Mr. Magnussen, how would you describe your influence over the Prime Minister? Magnussen: The British Prime Minister? Lady Smallwood: Any of the British Prime Ministers you have known. Magnussen: I've…

The Sign of Three

Eighteen months ago Detective Inspector Lestrade (Rupert Graves): They just walked out of there. Sgt Sally Donovan (Vinette Robinson): Yeah, I know. I was sort of sitting next to you. Lestrade: The whole Waters family. They just walked right out of there. Donovan: Again, I was in the room, and-- Lestrade: How do they always…

The Empty Hearse

Previously Sherlock: It's a trick. Just a magic trick. Watson: No. All right stop it now. Sherlock: No, stay exactly where you are. Don't move. Watson: All right. Sherlock: Keep your eyes fixed on me. Please, will you do this for me? Watson: Do what? Sherlock: This phone call, it's, um... it's my note. That's…

Series 3

The Empty Hearse Previously... Sherlock: It's a trick. Just a magic trick. Watson: No. All right stop it now. Sherlock: No, stay exactly where you are. Don't move. Watson: All right. Sherlock: Keep your eyes fixed on me. Please, will you do this for me? Watson: Do what? Sherlock: This phone call, it's, um... it's…

Series 3

The Empty Hearse Derren Brown: John. John. Look at me. Look at me. And sleep. Sleep. Right away down. Right away, sound asleep. That's good. That's good, the sound of my voice just there in the center of your head and floating all the way around you. And you will awaken in 3... 2... 1...…

Series 3

The Empty Hearse Captor/Mycroft Holmes (Mark Gatiss): So, my friend. Now it's just you and me. You have no idea the trouble it took to find you. in English: Now listen to me, there's an underground terrorist network active in London, and a massive attack is imminent. Sorry, but the holiday is over. Brother dear.…

Series 3

The Empty Hearse Molly: You wanted to see me. Sherlock: Yes. Molly. Molly: Yes. Sherlock: Would you... would you like to solve crimes-- Molly: Have dinner? Molly: Are you sure about this? Sherlock: Absolutely. Molly: Should I be making notes? Sherlock: If that makes you feel better. Molly: Only it's just that, that's what John…

Series 3

The Empty Hearse Previously... Sherlock: It's a trick. Just a magic trick. Watson: No. All right stop it now. Sherlock: No, stay exactly where you are. Don't move. Watson: All right. Sherlock: Keep your eyes fixed on me. Please, will you do this for me? Watson: Do what? Sherlock: This phone call, it's, um... it's…

The Reichenbach Fall

Therapist: Why today? Watson: Do you want to hear me say it? Therapist: Eighteen months since our last appointment. Watson: Do you read the papers? Therapist: Sometimes. Watson: And you watch telly. You know why I'm here. I'm here becau— Therapist: What happened, John? Watson: Sherlock... Therapist: You need to get it out. Watson: My…

The Hounds of Baskerville

Young Henry: Oh hello. What is it, dear? Are you alright? Are you lost? Holmes drenched in blood: Well that was tedious. Watson: You went on the Tube like that? Sherlock: None of the cabs would take me. Sherlock: John. I need some. Get me some. Watson: No. Sherlock: Get me some. Watson: No. Cold…

A Scandal in Belgravia

Previously... Moriarty: Sorry boys! I'm soooo changeable! It is a weakness with me. But to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness. You can't be allowed to continue. You just can't. I would try to convince you. Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind. Sherlock: Probably my answer has crossed…

Series 2

A Scandal in Belgravia Previously... Moriarty: Sorry boys! I'm soooo changeable! It is a weakness with me. But to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness. You can't be allowed to continue. You just can't. I would try to convince you. Everything I have to say has already crossed your mind. Sherlock: Probably…

Series 2

A Scandal in Belgravia Potential Client 1: My wife seems to be spending a very long time at the office. Sherlock: Boring! Potential Client 2: I think my husband might be having an affair. Sherlock: Yes. Comic Book Web site Guy: We have this web site. It explains the true meaning of comic books, 'cause…

Series 2

A Scandal in Belgravia Mycroft Holmes (Mark Gatiss): Just once can you two behave like grown-ups? Watson: We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope. Mycroft: We are in Buckingham Palace. The very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on.…