Lydon: I’m working on next month’s Oscar nominations. Any preference?
Cigarette-Smoking Man: I couldn’t care less. What I don’t want to see is the Bills winning the Super Bowl. As long as I’m alive, that doesn’t happen.
Jones: That’ll be tough, sir. Buffalo wants it bad.
Cigarette-Smoking Man: So did the Soviets in ’80.
Jones: What are you saying? That you rigged the Olympic hockey game?
Cigarette-Smoking Man: What’s the matter? Don’t you believe in miracles?
Cigarette-Smoking Man: Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for.
Scully: I don’t think that you ever stopped thinking about this case. I believe that you may have solved it in your sleep.
Mulder: So you think that I somehow had this information about a fourteenth victim all the time and I’ve been processing it unconsciously?
Scully: You said it yourself once. You said that a dream was an answer to a question we haven’t learned how to ask.
Mulder: Scully, do you believe that my sister Samantha was abducted by aliens? Silence. Have you ever believed that? No. So what do you think happened to her?
About Max’s backpack
Mulder: More people are trying to get their hands on this thing than a Tickle Me Elmo doll.
Amanda: I didn’t say the baby’s father was an alien. I said he was from another planet. His name is Luke Skywalker and he’s what’s known as a Jedi Knight.
Scully: Did he have a light saber?
Amanda: No. He didn’t bring it.
Mulder: Scully if you could be somebody else for a day, who would it be?
Scully: Hopefully myself.
Mulder: That’s so boring. I mean wouldn’t you even be tempted to try on body else’s existence for a day? Live your life as somebody else.
Scully: Looking like someone else, Mulder, and being someone else are completely different things.
Mulder: Maybe it’s not. Everybody else around you would treat you like you were somebody else. And ultimately maybe it’s other people’s reactions to us that make us who we are.
Skinner: Which one of you wrote this?
“Mulder”: I did sir.
Skinner: You spelled Federal Bureau of Investigation wrong.
“Mulder”: It’s a typo.