Ron: Gentlemen, okay, are you ready? Okay, because you’re going to remember this moment coming up for the rest of your sweet lives. He dramatically unveils a keg
Lloyd: That was the moment?
Steven: Eric’s here now?
Lloyd: Your nemesis has arrived.
Rachel: Have you ever dumped anyone?
Marshall: Almost. But we never actually like went out or talked or anything.
Lloyd: What’s your favorite film?
Ron: Okay. I tell people it’s Red Dawn. But in actuality my favorite movie is You’ve Got Mail.
Eric drinking beer out of an OJ carton: This beer tastes good.
Steven: Yeah? That’s probably because you got some leftover pulp.
Eric: So I said, “That’s fine if you want 3-hole punches but you’ve got to tell me. I’m not a mind reader.”
Ron: Woah. What happened?
Marshall: You know what? I don’t really know and I don’t really care.
Rachel: You look kind of cute with that eye.
Marshall: Shut up! You’re evil.
Rachel: No I’m not.
Steven about Eric: He’s a good guy.
Lizzie: He’s the best.
Steven: When is he coming back?