Ryan about Seth’s obsession with Zach and Summer: No, Seth, you can’t ask her. It’s weird and it’s creepy and it’s none of your business.
Julie about Caleb adopting Lindsay: And I told you, you have nothing to worry about. I will take care of that. Kirsten gives a look I saw that, Kirsten.
Summer on the phone with Zach: I haven’t seen Cohen, why? Well he always smells kind of weird.
Summer: I’m only saying this for the people that live with you: take a shower, Cohen. Zach and I didn’t have sex.
Julie: You should get another glass of champagne. ‘Cause this is one surprise you won’t find posted on the internet.
Seth: I think closure’s overrated. I’m more of a fan of open unrequited love.
Lindsay: I don’t need to take a test. ‘Cause I know that my real dad wouldn’t treat me this way.
Ryan about the movie: He tries to do good but he usually ends up destroying everything.
Sandy: Ah, good. My kinda hero.