The O.C. Season 2

The Test

2005.02.17    

Shannon Lucio

Seth: Do you not see what’s going on here?
Ryan: Yes. You’re wallowing.

Ryan about Seth’s obsession with Zach and Summer: No, Seth, you can’t ask her. It’s weird and it’s creepy and it’s none of your business.

Kirsten: Have you seen Seth?
Sandy: Well I’ve smelled him. Smells like Teen Spirit to me.

Julie about Caleb adopting Lindsay: And I told you, you have nothing to worry about. I will take care of that. Kirsten gives a look I saw that, Kirsten.

Sandy: The FBI was here.
Kirsten: Well it wouldn’t be the Cohen house if it wasn’t a visit from law enforcement.

Summer on the phone with Zach: I haven’t seen Cohen, why? Well he always smells kind of weird.

Summer: I’m only saying this for the people that live with you: take a shower, Cohen. Zach and I didn’t have sex.

Julie: You should get another glass of champagne. ‘Cause this is one surprise you won’t find posted on the internet.

Seth: I think closure’s overrated. I’m more of a fan of open unrequited love.

Lindsay: I don’t need to take a test. ‘Cause I know that my real dad wouldn’t treat me this way.

Summer: See ya, Cohen.
Seth: See ya, Summer.

Ryan about the movie: He tries to do good but he usually ends up destroying everything.
Sandy: Ah, good. My kinda hero.