The Accomplice

Seth: Is she back together with her lesbian ex? And if so is she open to some sort of menage-a-threeway as in the film Summer Lovers?

Zach: You should just focus on the good stuff in your life. Like school. Seth grimaces. Or… comics. Yeah, I got nothing.

Alex on the phone with Marissa: Are you calling me from outside my door? Because that would be… opens door and sees Seth Creepy.

Alex: Sorry, I would have introduced you guys, but I didn’t want you two to meet.

Gail: As you can see, it’s a bit of a fixer-upper.
Kirsten: That’s one way to put it.
Sandy: Who are you kidding, Gail? This place is a first-class dump. And I like it!

Max (Barry Newman) surveying Sandy’s new office: I was under the impression you’d become a successful lawyer.

Marissa: You’re not my father, Cal. You know what, if you want to be a parent go over to Lindsay’s house and try to ruin her [life].

Seth: Hey! Brian Gatwood. AKA Kid Chino!

Seth: Turns out I don’t make a very convincing Super Hero.

Summer: I don’t wanna hear it. What are you guys? Like Kavalier and Gay?
Seth amused and impressed: That was funny.
Summer indignant: I know.

Summer about the purloined sketchbook: Princess Sparkle, you are not going to believe this.

Seth: I know that it’s totally creepy. I know that. I’m sorry. It’s was just a very long summer and I’m sorry and I will destroy all of them right now. I just need to find my X-Acto knife.

Ryan: How’d it go with Zach?
Seth: Well great until Summer came over and discovered my sketchbook.
Ryan: What’d she do?
Seth: Well I thought she was going to get a restraining order, but it turns out she’s just gonna get her own action figure.