The O.C. Season 1

The Proposal

2004.04.14    

Alan Dale  Amanda Righetti

Marissa: I’m emotionally stable. Besides, I’m not the only one crying.
Seth: I’m sorry, what? I’m allergic, okay? And there is so much pollen in here right now, it’s ridiculous.
Marissa: It’s okay.
Seth: And tomorrow I’m watching football, okay?
Summer: Football season is five months away.

Luke: Thanks for meeting me.
Julie: Well it’s not like I had any choice. Phonecalls and emails. I had to block you from my buddy list, you were so incessant.
Luke: You blocked me? I thought you were offline.

Seth walking in on Ryan donning a wifebeater: Hey! Oh… sorry. I’m surprised that hasn’t happpened before. Not saying I’m disappointed it hasn’t happened before I’m just saying the mathmatical probability of…
Ryan: Yeah. Crying during chick flicks, walking in on me getting dressed…
Seth: Yeah, what’s your point, okay? I’m not seeing what you’re getting at. Do you work out?
Ryan: Not really.
Seth: Cool, me neither. I’m gonna go watch some hockey.
Ryan: Hockey season’s over.
Seth: Dammit. Where are you going?
Ryan: I’m gonna go find Luke. Beat the crap out of him.
Seth: Oh. Where shall this can of whoop-ass be opened?
Ryan: I don’t know I’m gonna go down to his house, try the pier…
Seth: Have you considered our backyard?

Luke: I’m leaving town. Now that the divorce is final my dad just wants to get out. So we have family in Portland.
Ryan: You’re going with him?

Sandy: I like to anticipate the worst at all times. It’s a Cohen family trait.

Hailey: Is this okay? Or is it putting the “ho” in hostess?

Summer: Where’d you leave your phone, the bathroom?
Marissa: No, my room.
Summer: You have a room?

Summer: How can you live like this? Your t-shirts are touching your sweaters.

Ryan to Marissa: You know what we haven’t done in a while? kisses her

Seth: Yeah, Summer, do you really think giving her a little Feng Shui is going to help her forget her mom slept with her ex-boyfriend?

Summer: You don’t like hardware stores and you cry during chick flicks. Next thing you’re going to tell me, you walk in on Ryan changing!
Seth: That’s crazy! Hey let’s go to the hardware store.

Sandy: Without a liquor license there’s no way this place can turn a profit. You know that. This is Newport Beach. Everyone here’s a borderline alcoholic.

Caleb: Marissa, your mother is a wonderful woman.
Marissa: She is?

Marissa: If my mom marries him she’s going to be the most powerful woman in Newport.
Ryan: Not if you tell him the truth.

Seth: “1996 All School Hide-and-Seek Champion.” I do believe Joel Gordon is still looking for me.

Summer: You were in the comic book club?
Seth: Yeah. I was the president and only member.

Summer: Was I really mean to you?
Seth: No, that would have required you to speak to me. Nobody would speak to me.
Summer: A lot’s changed in a year, huh.

Marissa about Seth: He’s getting weirder.
Ryan: I didn’t think that was possible.

Ryan: Just give me your keys, let me drive you home okay?
Luke: What home?!

Kirsten: My dad is marrying Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper is my step-mother.
Sandy: Maybe we’ll get you another bottle.

Kirsten: This marriage is an asteroid that has hit the earth. Now we just have to wait and see what species survives.

Seth: I did it. Look.
Summer: Oh, you hit a nail. Bob Vila’s your bitch, Cohen.

Summer: You have to find the stud.
Seth: Like you did, Summer?
Summer: Just get me the stud
finder.
Seth: Oh Summer. I think you are the stud finder.
Summer: You see this hammer in my hand?
Seth: Yeah, we’ll find that stud finder. What does it look like?
Summer: And a level.
Seth: What does is a level?
Summer: Don’t you know what a level is?
Seth: Yeah, it’s something you advance to in a video game.
Summer: That’s funny. The tool doesn’t know about tools.

Caleb: I better get back to my bride-to-be.
Kirsten: Oh yeah. Definitely might vomit.

Sandy: I had no choice.
Jimmy: Yeah you did. You could have told me about Caleb and asked me to bow out.
Sandy: Like I said, I had no choice.

Sandy: That’s the biggest you could do? As big a badass as you are?

Luke jokingly, to Ryan: Welcome to Portland, bitch.

Summer You’re such a dandy, Cohen.
Seth offended: You’re a dandy, woman!

Seth: She’ll watch over you with her Care Bear Stare.
Ryan: How do you know about the Care Bear Stare?