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Sandy: We gotta stop meeting like this.
Sandy: Well. I should be off. Gotta find the next kid to jeopardize the community. Maybe a black kid. Or an Asian kid.
Kirsten: Where do you think you’re going?
Seth: What are you doing out here?
Kirsten: I’m taking a Newpsie break. Where are you going?
Seth: I’m not going anywhere.
Seth: I’m going to juvie to visit Ryan.
Kirsten: No. No you’re not. No way.
Seth: Okay. Bye.
Kirsten: Seth. I know that I am not the perfect Carol Brady mom but I love you and I am trying to protect you. I have dropped all the charges against him. I have hired someone to find his mother. What more do you want?
Seth: I would like you to go with me.
Summer Roberts: Still hasn’t called you back? He was in lockup. Maybe he’s into dudes now.
Seth: Star Wars convention? I’m sorry, her top was off. You couldn’t at least said X-Men for me?
Sandy about Kirsten taking Ryan out of Juvie: I never knew you to be an impulse shopper.
Kirsten: I didn’t know what else to do!
Sandy: Did you tell him it was permanent?
Kirsten: No, of course not.
Sandy: Because we can’t keep jerking this kid around, pulling him out of juvie, sending him to foster care, giving him hope and taking it away.
You should come. It’ll be fun. Well, not fun. But it’s for charity.
Dawn (Daphne Ashbrook): I’m an embarrassment to my son.
Kirsten: Welcome to my world.
Sandy: It’s not the money. It’s that you never told me.
Kirsten: I know. I don’t know why.
Sandy: I got a couple of ideas. Let me take you on a little journey through my neuroses for the past hour or so.
Seth about Summer: By the end of the night, she might know my first name.
Dawn: I ruined everything, huh? You hate me.
Ryan: No, I don’t. I love you, Mom.
Kirsten: You can’t walk away.
Dawn: Why? This’ll be the first good thing I ever did for him. This way, he ends up with a real mom. Take care of him, okay? He deserves it.
Kirsten: Ryan’s gonna stay with us now.