Stargate SG-1 Season 2

Bane

1998.09.25    

Colleen Rennison  Scott Hylands  Teryl Rothery  Tom McBeath

Fraiser: Teal’c, shouldn’t your larval goa’uld be helping?
Teal’c: That is correct. But it is not. It is, in fact, getting worse.

Dr. Timothy Harlow (Scott Hylands): It appears that the alien insect’s venom is rewriting Teal’c’s genetic material. And it happened very quickly in that blood sample.

Teal’c: I’ve felt great pain, O’Neill. But never a sickness such as this. I do not enjoy it.
O’Neill: Nobody does.
Teal’c: I am also feeling something else.
O’Neill: Hey. I’d be scared too.
Teal’c: I do not want to become something other than who I am.

O’Neill: General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.

Maybourne: This is still my responsibility.
O’Neill: Oh I’m holding you responsible, Maybourne. Don’t you fret.

Maybourne: Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial.
O’Neill: I’m not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I’m gonna shoot you.

O’Neill: Pack your bug spray, kids.

Gutter Punk: Hey, cool tattoo, man. Where’d you get that?
Teal’c: Chulak.
Gutter Punk: Chulak. Where is that, East Side?
Teal’c: Remove yourself from my path.
Gutter Punk: Listen to this guy. I’ll remove myself when you tell me how they do tattoos like that in Chulak.
Teal’c: The skin is cut with an Orac knife. Pure molten gold is pored into the wound.
Gutter Punk: Wow. Don’t it hurt when they do that?
Teal’c: Tremendously. He staggers off.
Ally: That guy’s cool.

Hammond: So Teal’c isn’t going to turn into just one of those things.
Carter: No sir. He’s going to turn into a whole lot of those things.

Ally: If you ask me, you look like you could use a couple more days in rehab.

Ally: Don’t sweat it.
Teal’c: I can not prevent it.

Ally: Listen, you’re a sitting duck down here.
Teal’c: And ducks are bad?
Ally: Uhh… the sitting kind are.

Ally: I ain’t seen nobody and even if I did I wouldn’t tell you.
Maybourne: Why’s that?
Ally: Because I don’t like the way you smell.

Ally: This is like… serious alien stuff going on here. If you won’t tell me what to do, I am gonna get the cops. My dad used to know a couple of guys we can trust.
Teal’c: No!
Ally: But look at you! You don’t really want this to happen, do you?

Hammond: Maybourne has ordered the insect specimen and all related research transferred to the Area 51 facility.
Dr. Harlow: I should’ve shot him.

Teal’c: To show my gratitude, I have brought you a new weapon. One with increased range and firepower.
Ally: Wicked! This so cool. Have any time to play?
Jackson: Uh. Actually— Ally shoots Teal’c and runs off. Guess we shouldn’t have loaded it, huh.
Teal’c: How else will she defend herself? he shoots Jackson
How else.