Jackson: Hi Jack. Jack, Abydos is in trouble. Anubis is on his way. He’s after the Eye of Ra. I have that replica Catherine gave me. It looks like this. Now I’m pretty sure the real one is located in some secret chamber on Abydos but I’m not sure where exactly. According to legend there were six eyes, including those held by Apophis, Osiris and Tiamat among others. Each is powerful on its own, but if you use them in combination it increases that power tenfold. Recently, Anubis managed to track down five of the eyes. He only needs Ra’s to complete the set. He’s looked everywhere Ra used to hang out, except Abydos. Now he’s on his way there.
O’Neill: I was sure that was an aspirin I took this morning.
Jackson: Jack it’s me. It’s really me. You have to help, you have to find the Eye of Ra before Anubis does. I mean keep it, hide it, destroy, whatever. It doesn’t matter, we don’t have much time.
O’Neill: Hey Daniel. How’re you doing? Long time. How are things on the higher planes?
Jackson: Hey Jack. Long time no see. How are you doing?
O’Neill: Fine. Just fine.
Jackson: Good? The knees, the back, everything.
O’Neill: Oh you know, kind of weather-contingent.
Jackson: Right right right. So what’s new?
O’Neill: Um. Actually a funny thing happened to me today. I’m riding an elevator and an old friend of mine—someone who never calls, never writes—just shows up and tells me all about this very important and apparently urgent mission that needs my attention.
Jackson: Can I help, or… ?
O’Neill: No, wait. Wait. Let me tell it. It’s good. See this buddy, the pal of mine has ascended to a whole new level of existence. Do you see the irony? He’s asking for my help and he’s this great and powerful being.
Jackson: Jack, we’ve already been through this. I can’t actually do anything.
O’Neill: Yeah, I’m still not clear on that.
Hammond: Colonel, how’d you come by this intel?
O’Neill: I didn’t say?
Hammond: No, you didn’t.
O’Neill: Daniel told me.
Jonas: You saw Dr. Jackson?
O’Neill: Actually it’s not the first time.
Carter: Well is he all right?
What else did he say?
O’Neill: Woah. wait. You guys don’t think I’m… nuts or anything like that?
Teal’c: I too have recently seen Daniel Jackson.
O’Neill: Why didn’t you say something?
Teal’c: Why did you not say?
O’Neill: Well to be honest I wasn’t quite sure it was really happening the first time.
Jackson: Is that my stuff?
Jonas: You weren’t using it anymore.
Herak: Surrender or die!
O’Neill: I was just gonna say the exact same thing.
Herak: O’Neill. Of SG-1.
O’Neill: Hey, how’re you doing? You’ll have to forgive me, I’m terrible with names. What was—
Herak: I am Herak.
O’Neill: Congratulations. Failing upwards, I see.
Anubis: I know who you are, Daniel Jackson. But you know not who I am.
Jackson: The Goa’uld Anubis used to be figured out how to ascend.
Teal’c: He was believed to have been dead for quite some time.
Jackson: The others didn’t want him.
Jonas: Well that’s understandable.
Jackson: They sent him back. At least they tried. But not all the way.
Carter: What is he now?
Jackson: He’s still some form of energy.
O’Neill: I assume you know about the part where you don’t kill us.
Skaara: I wish you well, O’Neill. You will not see me again. At least not for awhile.