Brief Candle

Jackson: Wow, this place is incredible. It’s like we stepped into the Citadel at Mycenae.
O’Neill: I thought you said it was Greek.
Jackson: Oh, um, Mycenae was an ancient city in the southern Peloponnesus region.
O’Neill: Where’s that?
Jackson: Greece.
O’Neill: Why do I do that?

Jackson: Um. Do things feel a little… off here?
Carter: Are you crazy? It’s a paradise.
Jackson: Yeah, sure, have an apple. What could happen?

O’Neill: What happened?
Carter: To them or you?
O’Neill: We’ll talk about that later.

O’Neill: Welcome back, Captain. So what did you find out? Come on now, don’t keep the elderly waiting. It’s rude.

Kynthia: But you ate the marriage cake, came to my bed.
O’Neill: “Marriage cake”?

Carter: You know, goodbyes really suck.

O’Neill: Welcome back, kids. It’s damn good to see you again. Don’t worry. Aside from a little prostate problem we won’t go into, it’s not so bad.