Jackson: Wow, this place is incredible. It’s like we stepped into the Citadel at Mycenae.
O’Neill: I thought you said it was Greek.
Jackson: Oh, um, Mycenae was an ancient city in the southern Peloponnesus region.
O’Neill: Where’s that?
O’Neill: Why do I do that?
O’Neill: Welcome back, Captain. So what did you find out? Come on now, don’t keep the elderly waiting. It’s rude.
Kynthia: But you ate the marriage cake, came to my bed.
O’Neill: “Marriage cake”?
Carter: You know, goodbyes really suck.
O’Neill: Welcome back, kids. It’s damn good to see you again. Don’t worry. Aside from a little prostate problem we won’t go into, it’s not so bad.