Gossip Girl: Everyone wants their wedding to be perfect. But on the Upper East Side, perfect isn't good enough. Although some disasters can't be avoided. Eleanor (Margaret Colin): Serena, Blair seems happy, doesn't she? With Louis? Serena: Of course. I mean she loves Louis. She's a Princess now so, you know, as soon as that…

Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. It seems like today is a big day for everyone. But none so much as me. Gossip Girl: Once upon a time Princess B was a virgin Queen, and her King was named…

Gossip Girl: Hey, Upper East Sider. It's me, Gossip Girl. I'm hoping you're interested in some quid pro quo, because we both have something to prove. Chuck: You look like hell. I assume this means you couldn't find anything. Nate: I've reread every piece in the Spectator since I started there and unless Christina Aguilera…

Chuck: Louis. What are you doing out here in the rain? Louis (Hugo Becker): I hadn't noticed. Chuck: I hadn't realized you and Blair had returned from Europe already. Louis: We've been back for three weeks. I'm surprised you didn't know. Chuck: One of the downsides of not having Gossip Girl these last few months.…

Gossip Girl: Apologies have been made and the security breach fixed. But two weeks later, still not one tip. Apparently no on can hold a grudge like an Upper East Sider. And no one can lie like one either. Lily: Just because Carol made a mockery of her own debut does not mean Charlie should…

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, staying alive isn't as easy as it appears. And after last week's security breach leading to no new tips, it looks like I might be dancing by myself. Charlie (Kaylee DeFer): I've never seen so much lamé before. Grandma actually wore this? Lily: Yes. And looked fabulous riding…

Gossip Girl: A shower is supposed to make you feel fresh and clean, but on the Upper East Side, they're where I get the most dirt. And B's bridal shower tonight promises to be an absolutely filthy affair. The only two people left off the list? Number one? Chuck: Girls, I have been trying very…

Gossip Girl: Good morning, Upper East Siders. Or is it? We hear a certain future royal has had more than one rude awakening this week. Dorota: Uh oh. Mr. Chuck in dream again. Blair: When Chuck's in them they're all nightmares. Dorota: What he do now? Blair: Behave like a perfect gentleman. Which makes him…

Gossip Girl: They say the road of life is long and winding. So it's important to mark the milestones along the way. from picking your bridesmaids—. Dorota: So many minions. How are you ever going to decide? Blair: Tryouts begin after breakfast. Diana (Liz Hurley): Nate. Can I add one more thing to your to…

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, it's not what you say that determines who you are. It's what you do. Blair: I hope they take it well. Nothing matters more than our child being born into a big happy family. Louis (Hugo Becker): Are you ready? Gossip Girl: Whether you're making a big announcement...…

Dan: Quick question: how big can my head get before it explodes? Alessandra (Marina Squerciati): Half the buys are probably Upper East Siders dying to see if they're in it. Dan: Yeah. Some of my friends might feel they are. Alessandra: They're coming tonight, right? Dan: To the book party? No. I haven't exactly mentioned…

Gossip Girl: They say the only way to conquer your fear is face what you fear the most. You must walk into the belly of the beast. And risk the possibility of failure. But try to hide from your fear, and you risk it swallowing you whole. Blair: Go away! I'm preparing for my interview…

Gossip Girl: Rise and shine, Upper East Siders. It's time for your annual checkup. Lucky for you, doctors take their confidentiality seriously around here. Blair: Are you sure this doctor is reputable? Your prenatal care is imperative. Dorota: You never care about my womb before. Doctor (Antony Hagopian): You two should work this out. Dorota…

Yes, Then Zero Nate: Hi. I don't believe we've met. I'm Nate Archibald. And you are? Chuck: Waiting for me. Serena: How did you guys end up here? And who's boat is this? Nate: This is Allegra Versace's. Chuck won it in a poker game in Chiang Mai. He won Allegra too, but that's another…

The Jewel of Denial Serena: Mom, I saw her myself. She's fine. I promise. Lily: Well that's not for you to decide. Carol is her mother and I'm not going to participate in deceiving her. Rufus: I just got the call. You are officially a free woman. Lily: Oh my god, Rufus. Is this for…