Season 1

Beers and Weirs

Mrs. Weir: Hey Lindsay, how'd you like to go buy some new clothes at the mall? Those old jeans are looking pretty ragged. Lindsay: No thanks, Mom. I like my jeans Sam: Dad's the one who could use some pants. Mr. Weir: Who am I trying to impress? When it's your house you can wear…

Pilot Episode

Daniel Desario (James Franco): Oh man, you wanna hear something way messed up? You know that Molly Hatchet shirt I was wearing the other day? You know the one with that executioner guy holding that bloody axe, under his foot's the severed head. Ken (Seth Rogen): Yeah. That's my shirt. Daniel: Yeah so, my mom…