Doctor Who

Mummy on the Orient Express

The Doctor: Start the clock. Mrs. Pitt (Janet Henfrey): Is there some sort of fancy dress thing on this evening? Maisie Pitt (Daisy Beaumont): I don't think so. Why do you ask? Mrs. Pitt: Well that fellow over there. Dressed as a mummy monster thing. Maisie: What do you mean? I can't see him. Mrs. Pitt: Hello. You!…

Time Heist

The Doctor: The Satanic Nebula. Or... the Lagoon of Lost Stars. Or we could go to Brighton. I've got a whole day worked out. Danny (Samuel Anderson): 7:15. Meeting me, you are. Date. Second one. Clara: Got words out. Not in the right order. But hey, maths teacher. Clara about the ringing TARDIS phone: There…

Robot of Sherwood

The Doctor: Take a punt. Clara: Right. The Doctor: Your choice. Wherever, whenever. Anywhere in time and space. Clara: Well... there something—someone that I've always wanted to meet. But I know what you'll say. The Doctor: Try me. Clara: You'll say he's made up, that there is no such thing. The Doctor: Go on. Clara:…

Into the Dalek

Journey Blue (Zawe Ashton): How did I get here? The Doctor: I materialized the time capsule exactly around you and saved your life one second before your ship exploded, but do please keep crying. Journey Blue: My brother just died. The Doctor: His sister didn't. You're very welcome. Put the gun down. Journey Blue: Or…

Deep Breath

Inspector Gregson (Paul Hickey): Madame Vastra. Thank god. I'll wager you've not anything like this before. Madame Vastra (Neve McIntosh): Well. Not since I was a little girl. Jenny Flint (Catrin Stewart): Big fellow, innit’ he? Madame Vastra: Dinosaurs are mostly this size. I do believe it's a she. Jenny Flint: No they weren't. I've…

Series 8

Deep Breath Jenny Flint: I don't understand. Who is he? Where's the Doctor? Clara: Right here. That's him. That's the Doctor. Madame Vastra: Well then. Here we go again. Clara: How do we change him back? Madame Vastra: Jenny. I will be in my chamber. Would you be kind enough to fetch my veil? Jenny:…

Series 8

Deep Breath Inspector Gregson (Paul Hickey): Madame Vastra. Thank god. I'll wager you've never anything like this before. Madame Vastra (Neve McIntosh): Well. Not since I was a little girl. Madame Vastra: Is it choking? Jenny Flint: There seems to be something lodged in its throat. Inspector Gregson: Wha— how the hell could it time…

Series 8

Deep Breath Strax (Dan Starkey): Hello? Exit the box and surrender to the glory of the Sontaran Empire. The Twelfth Doctor (Peter Capaldi): Shush. Strax: Doctor? The Doctor: I was being chased by a giant dinosaur but I think I managed to give the slip. The Doctor: Sleepy? Strax: Sir? The Doctor: Bashful. Sneezy. Dopey?…

The Time of the Doctor

Once there was a planet much like any other. And unimportant. This planet sent the universe a message. A bell, tolling among the stars, ringing out to all the dark corners of creation. And everybody came to see. Although no one understood the message, everyone who heard it found themselves afraid. Except one man. The…

The Day of the Doctor

Clara: “Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one.” Marcus Aurelius. Student: Are you okay? There was a call for you at the office. From your... doctor. Clara: Did he leave an address? The Doctor: Fancy a week in ancient Mesopotamia? Followed by Future Mars. Clara: Will there be cocktails? The Doctor:…

The Name of the Doctor

Andro (Nasi Voutsas): Something wrong? Fabian (David Avery): It's the repair shop. What kind of idiot would try and steal a faulty TARDIS? Gallifrey A Very Long Time Ago... Clara: Doctor. Doctor. The First Doctor (William Hartnell): Yes, what is it? What do you want? Clara: Sorry, but you're about to make a very big…