Claire.

In the Forest of the Night

Maebh (Abigail Eames) knocking on the TARDIS: I'm lost. Please, can you help me? The Doctor pointing: It's that way. {looking out} Are those trees? Maebh: I need the Doctor. Are you the Doctor? The Doctor: Yes. Do you have an appointment? You need an appointment to see the Doctor. Maebh: Please, something's chasing me. The Doctor demonstrating: When you…

Mummy on the Orient Express

The Doctor: Start the clock. Mrs. Pitt (Janet Henfrey): Is there some sort of fancy dress thing on this evening? Maisie Pitt (Daisy Beaumont): I don't think so. Why do you ask? Mrs. Pitt: Well that fellow over there. Dressed as a mummy monster thing. Maisie: What do you mean? I can't see him. Mrs. Pitt: Hello. You!…

Season 26

Clown in the Dumps Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately my dad doesn’t die Krusty: My only comfort is the roast is over and will only be shown four times a day for the rest of all time. Therapist Pickles: So, what brings you here? And don't say, "Clown car." Krusty: I'm a sad, tragic clown! Like whats-his-name. Liberace. Krusty:…

Time Heist

The Doctor: The Satanic Nebula. Or... the Lagoon of Lost Stars. Or we could go to Brighton. I've got a whole day worked out. Danny (Samuel Anderson): 7:15. Meeting me, you are. Date. Second one. Clara: Got words out. Not in the right order. But hey, maths teacher. Clara about the ringing TARDIS phone: There…

May whatever god you believe in have mercy on your soul That's it. That's the quote. In the past few months I've had people ask me why I work on this site. And frankly I didn't have an answer. Or at least a good answer. Because, to be honest, it's a weird site. Quotes from…

So this is stupid. Stupid me. And callous me. I know. I suck. Joan Rivers. I thought she was hilarious. A brilliant comedian of the highest order. In the early days. She made fun of herself in a very personal way and I identified with it. Perhaps (and I'm being too honest here) because she…

Robot of Sherwood

The Doctor: Take a punt. Clara: Right. The Doctor: Your choice. Wherever, whenever. Anywhere in time and space. Clara: Well... there something—someone that I've always wanted to meet. But I know what you'll say. The Doctor: Try me. Clara: You'll say he's made up, that there is no such thing. The Doctor: Go on. Clara:…

So there are few people that I adore. Either in real life or on television. Because, frankly, I'm a grumpy bitch. But if I had to bring anyone to the fore, it would be Claire Rushbrook. First brought to my attention as Ida Scott on Doctor Who (and I feebly hoped she would be a…

Into the Dalek

Journey Blue (Zawe Ashton): How did I get here? The Doctor: I materialized the time capsule exactly around you and saved your life one second before your ship exploded, but do please keep crying. Journey Blue: My brother just died. The Doctor: His sister didn't. You're very welcome. Put the gun down. Journey Blue: Or…

Deep Breath

Inspector Gregson (Paul Hickey): Madame Vastra. Thank god. I'll wager you've not anything like this before. Madame Vastra (Neve McIntosh): Well. Not since I was a little girl. Jenny Flint (Catrin Stewart): Big fellow, innit’ he? Madame Vastra: Dinosaurs are mostly this size. I do believe it's a she. Jenny Flint: No they weren't. I've…

Series 8

Deep Breath Jenny Flint: I don't understand. Who is he? Where's the Doctor? Clara: Right here. That's him. That's the Doctor. Madame Vastra: Well then. Here we go again. Clara: How do we change him back? Madame Vastra: Jenny. I will be in my chamber. Would you be kind enough to fetch my veil? Jenny:…