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I haven’t felt like updating this thing lately. I have the week off and am in the midst of the post-Christmas depression.
On King of the Hill Hank has an iMac. He keeps clicking the mouse at the monitor to start it. It brings the funny.
Camper Van Beethoven is touring again. Alan already bought tickets (First Ave, Jan. 21) and since Kevin is out of town (Alan bought him a ticket for Christmas.) I get the ticket. Woo hoo! I’ve learned my lesson: no mixed drinks at First Ave. That Ryan Adams show nearly killed me. Fun fact: the show holds the record for most alcohol consumed during a show in the Twin Cities. Which is not surprising. Apparently, toward the end of the 3 hour show, Ryan was throwing beers into the crowd.
I think I decided the show was annoying when he performed When the Stars Go Blue and then, when it was over, asked if he could do it again. So he did. I’m sure some people think it’s arty or clever but I think it’s just stupid.
Okay, I’m going to randomly pick an episode from the Simpsons episode guide. It’ll be a hoot! Here goes:
Secrets of a Successful Marriage. Episode 1F20. Original air date: 5.19.94.
Marge: Homer, I really don’t like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Homer: Marge, I didn’t tell ’em personal stuff.
Marge: Today at the Qwik-E-Mart everybody knew I dyed my hair!
Homer: Oh you mean about you.
Oh! Something else interesting. I got a Jackass the Movie flask half-filled with Bourbon. What a kickass Secret Santa gift. I can’t wait to use it.