User Review( votes)
So feeling rather neglected on Valentine’s Day I went out and bought a) nail polish and b) underwear.
And at the time I found it novel, but in hindsight I got White Trash Stripper nail polish.
Full fucking on and completely tacky. And now that I have a handy dandy camera phone you get to see.
As for the underwear? Well I’m not going to share photos of that.