So some journalism students have been working on the Deep Throat mystery and have concluded, based on best possible evidence, that it was Pat
Buchanan. Now that’s wacky.

Who the hell had a high school experience like American Pie? Seriously. SERIOUSLY. It’s on FOX right now. What friggin senior has some sort of sense of larger world purpose or self-reflection? Or treats girls so respectfully? The boys I went to school with were horrible. I have to argue that the only things going for that movie would be Jason Biggs as a goofily lovable dork who wants to get laid, and Eugene Levy who is, in my humble opinion, a comedic genius.