Nick: You know, I always noticed that the day after we have Salisbury Steak, we always have hamburgers. But then the day after that we always have meatball heroes. And a few days after that we have meatloaf. So is it the same meat? Are you guys recycling the meat? Lunchlady: It's different meat. Nick:…

Ken: We're gonna blow the roof off his garage in the most rock-tagious way. Neal: I hate being in school after it's out. Makes me feel like a janitor. Sam: What's so great about him anyway? Neal: It's the hair. Mr. Weir: I could call the police. Do you know that? I could call the…

Millie Kentner: Hey! Those are for my French class. Daniel: But I love sprinkles! Millie: Fine just eat it. Nick: Wow. What's wrong with her? Kim: Ricky dumped her this morning. I don't know, she's on the warpath. Daniel: Wow. If she's looking for new customers, I'm up for a test drive. Kim: Shut up,…

Bill: Nothing from the garage. Neal: Okay. Bill: And it has to be food. Okay? Nothing from under the sink. No cleansers, no detergent, no furniture polish. And no cut-up bits of sponge. Sam: Okay. Bill: I'm just trying to to win ten bucks here. I don't wanna die. Mrs. Weir: Honey, the boy's fourteen.…

Mrs. Weir: Hey Lindsay, how'd you like to go buy some new clothes at the mall? Those old jeans are looking pretty ragged. Lindsay: No thanks, Mom. I like my jeans Sam: Dad's the one who could use some pants. Mr. Weir: Who am I trying to impress? When it's your house you can wear…