Mark Gatiss

The Six Thatchers

Mycroft Holmes: What you’re about to see is classified beyond top secret. Is that quite clear? {to the stenographer} Don't minute any of this. Once beyond these walls, you must never speak of it. A D-notice has been slapped on the entire incident. Only those within this room, code names Antarctica, Langdale, Porlock and Love, will…

Series 3

The Empty Hearse Captor/Mycroft Holmes (Mark Gatiss): So, my friend. Now it's just you and me. You have no idea the trouble it took to find you. in English: Now listen to me, there's an underground terrorist network active in London, and a massive attack is imminent. Sorry, but the holiday is over. Brother dear.…

Series 2

A Scandal in Belgravia Mycroft Holmes (Mark Gatiss): Just once can you two behave like grown-ups? Watson: We solve crimes, I blog about it and he forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope. Mycroft: We are in Buckingham Palace. The very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on.…

A Study in Pink

A Study in Pink Therapist: How's your blog going? Dr. John H. Watson (Martin Freeman): Yeah good. Very good. Therapist: You haven't written a word, have you? Watson: You just wrote "Still has trust issues". Therapist: And you read my writing upside down. You see what I mean? John, you're a soldier. It's gonna take…

Series 1

A Study in Pink Watson: Hello? Mysterious Gentleman: There is a security camera on the building to your left. Do you see it? Watson: Who's this? Who's speaking? Mysterious Gentleman: Do you see the camera, Dr. Watson? Watson: Yeah, I see it. Mysterious Gentleman: Watch. {the camera repositions} There is another camera on the building…