Dan Humphrey

Season 6

Gone Maybe Gone 4 Months Ago Georgina Sparks: Could it be any hotter? It's a good thing you're not fair-skinned, otherwise your summer under the Tuscan sun would end up under a scalpel removing a melanoma. Dan: I know it was my idea, but why did I bring you to Italy? I should be at…

Season 5

Yes, Then Zero Dan: Dad! What are you doing here? I thought you'd still be in London helping Jenny set up St. Martin's. Rufus: She and Eric kicked me out when I didn't know who Sierra Burton was, so I came back here early and thought I'd spend some time with you. Dan: It's Blair's…

Season 4

Belles de Jour Vanessa: Your dad called me because he couldn't reach you. I told him to call Serena because I assumed she'd be with you. Because what other reason could there possibly be that you haven't called or emailed me all summer. Or making me have this conversation in the doorway. Dan: Vanessa, I'm…

Season 3

Reversals of Fortune Dan: Our bags are packed, the house is closed up, but the real question remains: now that you've spent your whole summer drinking your coffee out of Cece's china will it taste as good coming out of your Welcome Back Kotter mug at home? Rufus: Sure it was great out here but…

Season 2

Summer, Kind of Wonderful The story continues... Jeremiah Harris: I read from your favorite chapter. Or did you not notice? Dan: I've read that chapter so many time sometimes I think I wrote it myself. Harris: Speaking of, where's that story of yours? You know, the one your internship requires you turn in. Dan: Yeah,…

Season 1

Pilot Rufus Humphrey (Matthew Settle): Welcome back. How was your weekend? How's your mom? Jenny Humphrey (Taylor Momsen): She's fine. Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgely): She's good. Jenny: Fine and good. Dan: She's good and... fine. Rufus: Like "maybe I never should have left Manhattan", fine? Or "taking time off from my marriage was the best…