Gone Maybe Gone Blair: I'm well aware of the deadlines, Mother. You don't need to put any more pressure on me. The stress is making my hair fall out in clumps. Thank god for this chapeau. If the Olsen Twins can build a fashion empire bossing around pattern drafters then so can I. Georgina: Hello…

Yes, Then Zero Louis: How does it feel to be home? Blair: Oh, it's going to be tough reacclimating after living in a palace. How will the penthouse do? But maybe we should skip the wedding planning and pull the blinds and just spend the day in bed. Louis: We did that all summer. But…

Belles de Jour Serena: Blair what are you doing? We said we wouldn't check Gossip Girl all summer. Blair: Summer's almost over. Serena: So what does it say about Chuck? Blair: I couldn't be less interested. Serena gives her a look. No new posts. He's been MIA since he left town this spring. Serena: And…

Reversals of Fortune Chuck: Uh uh. Ashley: Why not? Chuck: It's better to wait. Ashley: How long? Chuck: Let's see... now. Blair: What the hell is going on? Chuck: Blair, I can explain. Ashley: I'm sorry, um, I didn't know he had a girlfriend. Chuck: Yes, you did. to Blair. She did. Blair: Shame on…

Summer, Kind of Wonderful The story continues... Blair: You didn't do anything? All summer? Please don't tell me you just sat around watching The Closer and eating takeout from Nick and Tony's. Serena: No. Della Femina. Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey is mourning Dan Humphrey. Chuck: You're lying. Blair: I am…

Pilot Eleanor Waldorf: Blair. If you're going to wear one of my designs tell me so we can at least get it properly fitted. Blair Waldorf (Leighton Meester): Thanks mom. I'll keep that in mind. Blair: I love you, Nate Archibald. Always have, always will. Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford): I love you too. Eleanor at…