Dalek (Nicholas Briggs): The Genesis Ark must be protected above all else! Cyberman (Paul Kasey): Cybermen now occupy every landmass on this planet. But you need not fear. Cybermen will remove fear. Cybermen will remove sex and class and color and creed. You will become identical. You will become like us. Cyberman: I ordered surrender.…

Rose: This is the story of how I died... Jackie (Camille Coduri): But you can see them. They look human. Rose: She's got a point. They are sort of blurred, but they're definitely people. The Doctor: Maybe not. They're pressing themselves into the surface of the world. But a footprint doesn't look like a boot.…

The Doctor: It only seems like yesterday a few naked Greek blokes were tossing a diskus about, wrestling with each other in the sand and the crowds stood about— No wait a minute. That was Club Med. The Doctor: Hm. Tickles. Father (Tim Faraday): What's your game? The Doctor: My... um. Snakes and Ladders. Quite…

The Doctor: You made it worse! Rose: You said blue! The Doctor: I said not blue! Elton (Marc Warren): You can't imagine it—the Doctor's machine. The most beautiful sound in the world. That wasn't the first time I met the Doctor. And it certainly wasn't the last—oh no. I just put that bit at the…

The Doctor: The seal opened up. It's gone. All we've got left is this chasm. Zachary Cross Flane (Shaun Parkes): How deep is it? The Doctor: Can't tell. Looks it goes down forever. Rose: "The pit is open." That's what the voice said. Zach: But there's nothing. Zach: Ida. I recommend that you withdraw. Immediately.…

The Doctor about the TARDIS: I don't know what's wrong with her. She's sort of... queasy. Indigestion, like she didn't want to land. Rose: Well if you think there's gonna be trouble, we could always get back inside and go somewhere else. {they laugh} The Doctor looking around: I think... we've landed inside a cupboard.…

Magpie (Ron Cook): Two hundred pounds overdrawn. I need a miracle. Grandma (Margaret John): I hear they rot your brains. Rot them into soup. And your brain comes pouring out of your ears. That's what television does. The Wire (Maureen Lipman): Mr. Magpie. Oh Mr. Magpie. Woo hoo. Can you hear me, Magpie? Magpie: Yes.…

Mrs. Moore (Helen Griffin): Finished chatting? I've never seen a slower getaway in my life! Pete (Shaun Dingwall): I thought I was broadcasting to the security services. What do I get? Scooby Doo and his gang. They've even got the van. Mickey: No no no. But the Preacher's not what he's doing. Ricky said he's…

Rose: What happened? The Doctor: The Time Vortex, it's gone! That's impossible. It's just gone. The Doctor: She's dead. The TARDIS is dead. Rose: You can fix it? The Doctor: There's nothing to fix. She's perished. The last TARDIS in the Universe, extinct. Rose: We can get help, yeah? The Doctor: Where from? Rose: Well,…

King Louis (Ben Turner): We are under attack. There are creatures—I don't even think they're human. We can't stop them. Reinette (Sophia Myles): The clock is broken. He's coming. King Louis: Did you hear what I said? Reinette (Sophia Myles): Listen to me. There is a man coming to Versailles. He has watched over me…

Headmaster Finch (Anthony Stewart Head): You poor child. Poor... thin child. Come inside. It's nearly time for lunch. The Doctor: It's very well-behaved, this place. I thought there would be happy slapping hoodies. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs. Happy slapping hoodies with ASBOs and ringtones. {pleased with himself} Yeah? Yeah? Oh yeah! Don't tell me I…

The Doctor: Ian Dury and the Blockheads. Number one in 1979. Rose: You're a punk. That's what you are. A big ol' punk with a bit of Rockabilly thrown in. The Doctor: Want to go see him? Rose: How d'you mean, in concert? The Doctor: What else is the TARDIS for? I can take you…

Rose: So where are we going? The Doctor: Further than we've ever gone before. The Doctor: So in the year five billion, the sun expands, the Earth gets roasted. Rose: That was our first date. The Doctor: We had chips. Rose: What's the city called? The Doctor: New New York. Rose: Oh come on. The…